DIY Upholstering?

DIY Upholstering?

I have this abysmal old floral print couch that I am not quite yet ready to trade for several thousand dollars worth of debt. I bought an "off the shelf" cover from a major discounter, and it doesn't fit. Now I'm thinking about a flat sheet or two, white to begin with, and dyed to a color I want for the room. Has anyone tried anything like this with any success? Any other alternatives?
mystery vine that’s attacking my balsam fir

mystery vine that’s attacking my balsam fir

plant identification

plant identification

Mystery Mushies!

Mystery Mushies!

My new home sweet home.

My new home sweet home.

March of Months

March of Months

Current state of (container) garden.

Current state of (container) garden.