I don’t know how I am going to deal with the cats

I don’t know how I am going to deal with the cats

My better half did me a veggie patch (when it was blowing a gale the little trooper) but after we had eaten on sunday night we noticed that the cats think its a huge litter tray. I think I am going to have to squirt the poor souls for a while.....why does everyone elses cats go in the neighbours gardens and not ours? Any idea's to deter them would be gratefully recieved.
My living/dining room!

My living/dining room!

Things I think are weeds in the Garden of Guessing

Things I think are weeds in the Garden of Guessing

Plant appearance question: no more food causing plants to turn paler/wilt?

Plant appearance question: no more food causing plants to turn paler/wilt?

Plant ID please

Plant ID please

Intro and HELP!?!

Intro and HELP!?!

Muchoo help needed puh-lease. **UPDATED**

Muchoo help needed puh-lease. **UPDATED**