I Guess I’m a Turkey

I Guess I’m a Turkey

I have a frozen turkey, the last fresh one they had at the store was $40. over my budget. Is it at all possible to get it ready in time to eat by sometime tomorrow? It's 14-16 pounds.
My crib.

My crib.

Cactus ident?

Cactus ident?

Habaneros and Amaryllis

Habaneros and Amaryllis

My room before, I redecorated it.

My room before, I redecorated it.

Christmas Mini Flower Show

Christmas Mini Flower Show

Hi :) I’m somewhat new to both gardening and this community

Hi :) I’m somewhat new to both gardening and this community