i’m vain and i have stained teeth

i’m vain and i have stained teeth

ok, I drink a _lot_ of coffee and am self-conscious about my slightly stained teeth. especially because -- my family gave me some Crest Whitestrips last Christmas! talk about a hint! so -- I don't want to give up the coffee, and in fact get a bunch of high-quality coffee free as gifts from relatives who live in Hawaii. but -- come on, Crest Whitestrips are really expensive. they are a once-every-few-months splurge for me. the other day, I noticed that Target makes their own brand for about half the price of Crest's. has anyone tried these? are they "just as good" as Whitestrips? any other ideas?
Plant ID? Noooooooooo!

Plant ID? Noooooooooo!

Flower ID please

Flower ID please

This is the most awesome thing

This is the most awesome thing

The back garden again.

The back garden again.

Plant ID

Plant ID

Just a little cutie to share…

Just a little cutie to share…