Kiwi vines in Finland

Kiwi vines in Finland

Am I correct to assume that my Kiwi plants would absolutely HATE the very cold Finnish winters, unstable springs, fairly early autumns? I've been looking for care tips on the web, none of them seem to assume that anyone would even try to live in a nordic country and grow kiwi in a pot.. :P So I'm insane, oh well, but I still need to know what kind of a climate they like. :) The kiwi vine's leaves have been quite pale and I've seen it react badly to being in strong sunlight. It's a few years old and I grew it from seeds I got from a kiwi I bought from the store. I'll keep looking for websites, but if someone happens to know something I'd be happy to listen.. :)
poppy?

poppy?

This is the lushest my front bed has ever been in May.

This is the lushest my front bed has ever been in May.

EDIT: Added pictures of my cluttered room! :P

EDIT: Added pictures of my cluttered room! :P

Guessing garden update and ID

Guessing garden update and ID

My Room =)

My Room =)

First post.

First post.