Negotiating with cell phone companies?

Negotiating with cell phone companies?

Does anybody have any experience haggling with a cell phone company. I've established that all the companies offer pretty much the same deal in terms of minutes. I want to walk out of the store with a truly 'free'* cell phone in exchange for signing up with them or a better deal on price. Any pointers? Free to me means no rebate.
plant ID please?

plant ID please?

Blooming!

Blooming!

mold and plan id

mold and plan id

My first squash bulb!

My first squash bulb!

Our Garden

Our Garden

Help!

Help!