Plant ID

Plant ID

I have a mystery plant in my apartment's back yard / patio area and I have no idea what it might be. I'm hoping you all can help me out. It looks to me as if it belongs in a Dr. Seuss book! Any thoughts as to what it might be? ETA: I live in the San Francisco Bay Area, if that helps at all.
Asking manufacturers for free samples

Asking manufacturers for free samples

plant identification

plant identification

Please forgive my ignorance and many questions.

Please forgive my ignorance and many questions.

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update

Orchids

Orchids

Very silly question but I’m curious.

Very silly question but I’m curious.