Tell me about your cucumbers

Tell me about your cucumbers

Hi, nice to meet you all (again), my name is Poorly Plans Things Out and I just discovered my cucumbers will need a trellis. *rubbing eyes* Ok, so far I've got posts put up to do a weave on my tomatoes, a small chunk of trellis for my beans (I know I will need more but it's VERY HARD to convince my BF I need more, when apparently His Mom, The Royal Highness, Queen of All Things, would just let all her vegetables grow on the ground, obviously she's right and I'm silly! Whoa bitter much? Anyway...)....... and I had heard I would need to make a "teepee" for my cucumbers. I don't know what kind they are and whether they're vining or bush type, but they have little vines so I would ASSUME they are vining type (I think I got Burpless if that helps, I remember being confused about what the name meant but those were the only seeds I found at the store) So, I went out and broke a bunch of sticks to about 2ft and got three of them for each plant I plan to put out, for my little teepees (so, three 2ft branches to put out above the cucumbers and sort of encourage them to grow on top of it), but now that I'm looking at pictures of cucumbers, it looks like I will need a much larger apparatus?! What kind of beast am I dealing with here?! Someone tell me what to do! (The simplest and smallest solution wins a prize!) (I also learned today, that my peppers will not need to be staked or caged, BUT if it's windy it would be best - and I think it's pretty windy here, therefore I may need to)
Plant ID’s Please

Plant ID’s Please

some kind of bug?

some kind of bug?

Mystery plants??

Mystery plants??

Summer Solstice, First Harvest

Summer Solstice, First Harvest

Another sad day in Monica’s garden…

Another sad day in Monica’s garden…

I am just too awesome.

I am just too awesome.