Zucchini jokes

My friend told me a joke the other day, which I love. I’m sure y’all will appreciate it (or have heard it before!). It says “Canadian,” but I suspect you could insert any nationality and it would still apply.

Q: How can you tell if a Canadian has no friends?

A: He’s in the grocery store buying zucchini.

My room-mate, who is from the Okanagan, says that the zucchini joke there is this: If you leave your car windows down in the summer, your car won’t get stolen, but someone might dump some zucchini in it!

Anyone else got any good ones?