My friend told me a joke the other day, which I love. I'm sure y'all will appreciate it (or have heard it before!). It says "Canadian," but I suspect you could insert any nationality and it would still apply. Q: How can you tell if a Canadian has no friends? A: He's in the grocery store buying zucchini. My room-mate, who is from the Okanagan, says that the zucchini joke there is this: If you leave your car windows down in the summer, your car won't get stolen, but someone might dump some zucchini in it! Anyone else got any good ones?